Thursday, June 2, 2011

RALPH Takes to America's Roadways!

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Candidate RALPH is wasting no time launching his 2012 effort. Inspired in part by Sarah Palin's bus tour , which has already taken her f...
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Monday, May 30, 2011

Opposition Group Vows "Ralph will Never See the White House"

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The Rapturous Troll Brigade may be rejoicing about RALPH’s presidential campaign, but not everyone is so happy. A new political organization...
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Friday, May 27, 2011

RALPH/BLAT Return for 2012!!!!!

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It has finally come to this, dear friends. Trump has bailed. Daniels is no longer in it to win it. Huckabee has jumped the riverboat. We hav...
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Saturday, January 24, 2009

LAST CHANCE! Ralph/Blat 2008 Campaign Offers Commemorative Coin Set - Proceeds to Benefit 2012 Initiatives!

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In the words of a libtarded, jihad-loving hippie band, it has been "a long and winding road" that has brought the Ralph/Blat 2008...
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Monday, December 15, 2008

The Ministry Continues: or, Artichokes in the Khyber Pass

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This is further to the report of my partner RalphyFan on the efforts to retire RALPH’s 2008 campaign debt, while maintaining and building up...
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Own a Piece of RALPH History!

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With the heated Troll Party recount in American Samoa at last drawing to a close - and showing a decided preference for "A Small Ball o...
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Saturday, September 13, 2008

A Campaign Game-Changer?

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Enthusiasm has been lacking in the Troll Party ranks ever since the tepid public response to the “Derision 2008” Town Hall session earlier t...
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