Saturday, March 15, 2008

Konservo Surges With a Hard-Hitting Ad in Pennsylvania

Desperate to make his mark on the Troll Party campaign, in the face of Ralph's popularity surge thanks to the traveling show of "The Morning After" and California Blat's undeniable populist appeal given his magical baseball cap's largesse, KONSERVO - largely shedding his cross-dressing mantle in order to challenge Ralph's lead in the polls - is hitting back hard with a new campaign video.




While Konservo could not be reached for comment on this latest salvo in the increasingly acrimonious Troll Party campaign, the following comments were recorded from rival campaigners.

McCain: "Who's this young feller anyway? What about the Spanish? Have we ceded Arizona?"
Obama: "I prefer to discuss the way forward, not the way backward."
Clinton: "Do you want the Troll Party answering the phone at 3 AM?"
Ralph: "PIAPS! Pantsuit! Pantsuit! Pantsuit! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Konservo, meanwhile, is reported to be organizing street theatre in Pittsburgh over the coming weeks.

5 comments:

Yakki.Psd said...

heheheheeeeeeHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!!!!

RalphyFan said...

Hey, Yakki!

A better iteration of the video is on YouTube here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKF_kVQe8LQ

But Konservo isn't about to let on to Ralph, of course...

Gotta love campaign season...!

Count Istvan said...

Konservo is just scared of Ralph.

Yakki.Psd said...

Yay!

For video of Konswervo!

KYJurisDoctor said...

Funny.

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