Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Are the Candidates RAPTURE READY?

Crement Boffo asked the Candidates:

Is each of you RAPTURE READY ? If you are, who will serve your term of office in your absence ?

California Blat answers:

I hate to tell you this but I don’t believe in the RAPTURE. That’s Ralph’s shtick.

There’s a RALPHY who’s sure
That he’s bound for rapture.
And he’s buying a stairway to heaven.
But he’s wrong as can be
And before long he’ll see
That he’s stuck here forever with PIAPS.
Oooooh
And it makes me wonder.

Experience the Rapture here on this earth!
P.S. But if I do get Raptured - mind, I say if - then who else to take my place but Elvis? Yeah, I know you think he's dead; but we all know he's really managing a gas station in LaCrosse, Wisconsin, by the banks of the Mississippi.

4 comments:

RalphyFan said...

Candidate Konservo Speaks:

Rapture-Ready, you say? I’d probably classify myself more as Ready For Anything. But if my number comes up during the great vacuuming-into-the-sky, I could see leaving my seat in the Oval Office in Graham Norton’s hands. I’m pretty sure he would carry my policies forward, terrify thousands of uptight Americans every time he opens his mouth, and keep the White House looking absolutely fabulous.

RALPH said...

OF COURSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE RAPTURE OR AMERICA'S GREATEST PRESIDENT!!!

YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK!

blue suede shoes said...

OF COURSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE RAPTURE OR AMERICA'S GREATEST PRESIDENT!!!

But, the point is, Dude...do you believe in Elvis? Or are you still stuck at the end of Lonely Street?

Have a donut.

RALPH said...

DONUT!! DONUT???

GET THEE BEHIND ME PIAPS!!!