Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Campaign Unveils New Advertisement

In a stunning rebuke to critics who have said that his campaign prospects are "dead in the water" and that the California Blat/Campaign Blat controversies have hampered his competitiveness, RALPH today unveiled a new campaign ad that throws down the gauntlet decisively to his detractors, taking on his chief foe - PIAPS, as he calls her - head-on. Judge for yourselves.

5 comments:

Count Istvan said...

Bravo! I love it!

California Blat said...

Oh gimme a break! Ralph thinks only he can save the world from unspeakable horror?

His ego is bigger than Mount Rushmore. Doesn't he realize that in the greater cosmic scheme of things he is just a BIG FAT ZERO?

But I love him, because I LOVE THE WORLD.

Crement Boffo said...

Inspired yet oozing with the madness his supporters crave

Anonymous said...

Can you get this up on YouTube?...

...It'll go more viral than Chris Crocker's Leave-Britney-Alone rant...

Kim, PbD said...

HAHAHAHAHA!