Monday, June 25, 2007

2008 Presidential Hopeful Ralph: IF YOU'RE FOR PIAPS, YOU'RE AGAINST AMERICA!!!!!

Speaking from a campaign stop in Muscatine Iowa 2008 Presidential candidate Ralph gave his strongest rebuke of the campaign of Hillary Clinton yet.

From a gazebo in Muscatine city park The Presidential hopeful said "" PRESIDENT THEODORE ROOSEVELT SAID THERE IS NO ROOM IN THIS COUNTRY FOR HYPHENATED AMERICANISM....",

IF YOU'RE FOR PIAPS, YOU'RE AGAINST AMERICA!!!!!

The speech which was attended by and estimated 5 people ended with after the candidate went on to voice his dislike for the Indian-American Community...

"WHY DO SOME “INDIAN-AMERICANS” HATE AMERICA?!?!?!?!?

Indian American businesses lobbied for her and raised $2 million - after all special interest money. Can she really protect American jobs for you and your children?

The event "Indian Americans for Hillary" drew about 1,000 people Sunday and was billed as the largest of its kind for the Indian-American community here, a group that Clinton has aggressively courted

OH, THAT’S RIGHT THEY WORSHIP COWS!!!!!!!!

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R O T F L M A O ! ! !

MR. PRESIDENT, PLEASE INVESTIGATE THIS GROUP FOR TIES TO TERRORISM!!!!!!

ALSO, PLEASE PUT PIAPS ON THE NO-FLY LIST, NOW!!!!!!"

These comments are sure to draw controversy with the Indian-American community. A spokesman for the Ralph/Blatt 2008 campaign released a statement defending the speech stating "what's the big deal? he said SOME Indian-Americans. Clearly he meant just the ones who love Piaps and hate America."

In other news some Womens orginizations have expressed their disapproval over the candidates use of the Acronym PIAPS which stands for "Pig In A Pant Suit" Many in these organizations have complained that this term is degrading to women but it seems that these complaints mean little to the Ralph/Blatt campaign. Speaking to a overflow crowd of 4 people outside the Carrol Iowa glass factory Ralph defended his use of the acronym Piaps.

OF COURSE, THE TURBULENCE CAUSED BY THE PIAPS-LOVING, ISRAEL-HATING PALESTINIAN ISLAMOFASCISTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST POINTS TO THE NEARING OF THE RAPTURE!!!!!!

THE DULL-MINDED WILL LOOK TO PIAPS AND CLINTOON FOR ANSWERS!!!!

SHE WILL SILENCE FREE-SPEECH AND FAIR AND BALANCED REPORTING!!!!!

JUST AS BEFORE, SHE WILL TURN THE WHITE HOUSE INTO A LESBIAN HAREM IN WHICH SHE WILL FROLIC WITH HER SAPPHIC CONCUBINES AND CHANNEL ELEANOR ROOSEVELT!!!!

As Pat Robertson said The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."

Still in spite of all the controversy the Ralph/Blatt campaign does seem to be picking support with some of the residence in the state. Mike and Filiz Thayer owners of a Mediterranean foods store in Coralville Iowa have been following the Ralph/Blatt campaign around the state. "We just can't tell you how excited we are to finally have candidates we can relate to"said Mr. Thayer. There's no question that Ralph/Blatt are the best candidates for the highest public office I have ever seen" added Mrs. Thayer. She concluded "I just wish I was a US citizen so I could vote for them" Mr. Thayer laughed and added "Don't be silly honey! Even If you could vote I wouldn't let you" Filiz Thayer laughed and closed the interview by commenting "Of Course Mike what was I thinking".




2 comments:

et said...

Well, if he has Mikey Thayer's support, Ralph has a lock on this election! GO Ralph/Blat 2008!

USpace said...

La PIAPS es muy malo...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
believe a liar's lies

let them promise you the moon
give them your precious votes


absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
elect a tyrant

take a job serving one
whatever a PIAPS wants

http://absurdthoughtsaboutgod.blogspot.com/
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