In an exclusive interview, Donkey, via webcast, queried the cutout representation of RALPH. Shockingly, another candidate plus a one time consideration for RALPH'S VP slot, also consented to Democratic Donkey's interview.
As can be seen below, RALPH offered many deep insights to the current crises facing America, as well as multi-faceted solutions.
"RALPH'S leadership and charisma are undeniable," one staffer is quoted as saying, "His message is accessible to anyone - from the mentally deranged to the Pat Buchanan supporter. Everyone can get behind this."
Donkey, the now "exclusive" video interviewer of RALPH, attempted to contact Jesus for post-interview comment. Jesus could not be reached. Donkey and several staffers tried prayer, but to no avail.
Full interview on the link below: