If a young woman in Nashville is correct, the Troll Party may have some serious damage control to do.
Candy Sue Maitland, an emergency-room admitting clerk at [name deleted for liability reasons] Health Center, says that around midnight on Wednesday, July 11, a man resembling V-P Candidate Blat came in bleeding from a cut above one eye, which he said had been caused by a napkin dispenser thrown by "some drunken libtard jerk." He was refused treatment because he had missed two payments on his health insurance.
As he stormed angrily out of the hospital, he allegedly shouted, "Wait till I'm Vice President! I'll show those bloodsucking insurance goons! I'll make sure everyone has all the health care they need, for free!"
"I thought he was just some drunk," says Ms. Maitland. "Until I saw that picture on the blog."
Is this allegation true? If it is, it's a major break from the Troll Party line as expressed by Ralph, who has repeatedly denounced "socialized medicine" as "INTRINSICALLY LINKED TO ISLAMOFASCIST TERRORISM."
Ralph has not offered a comment so far. Nor has Blat, who has not been seen since the snorkelling incident at Poipu Beach referred to by my friend RalphyFan. We will keep you posted on this one.
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