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I daresay that RALPH is mystified right now...BWAHAHAHA, however!
Ooooh, I just love a mystery! And, as someone who was present at this *ahem* Revelation, I can say that a gliding/floating Jesus, who had a cameo appearance in The Matrix, is a hell of a lot more interesting than any messianic image on an over-cooked pancake.Better still, RALPH is having a fit, right now, as it dawns on him that the Hand of God apparently belongs to a WOMAN. And She is soooo pissed!As I understand it, after this startling development, media inquiries to the campaign’s headquarters have been directed to a brief, recorded message: "OH CRAP!"All indications are that RALPH is currently in a state of shock and under heavy sedation (how could you tell?) over the possibility that he has missed Last Call at the Rapture Pub (no cover charge)...Btw, awesome video, Kim!
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