Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Ralph Patrilineage REVEALED!

Donkey, in an astonishing Ralph interview, happened to catch the video for this amazing father-son reunion.

http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/KimberleeJean/?action=view&current=donkeyvader2.flv

How this will affect the RALPH campaign is yet unknown. So, incidentally, are Karl Rove's current whereabouts...

14 comments:

et said...

Ha! RALPH has been EXPOSED! :)

wee nelson said...

Was it Darth Vader who cloned Ralph? Or did Karl Rove do that?

Kim, PbD said...

It's amazing the used a tiny bottle of Heinz Dijon Mustard can have....EVIL KERRY-HEINZ!!!

Great pic, BTW!

IB said...

Heh, this is freaking awesome, Kim! Donkey is just the BEST!!!

He scores another exclusive interview and reveals the amazing familial link between Darth Vader and RALPH. Father and son, no less. Amazing!

This revelation (no pun intended) must be incredibly embarrassing. I'm not sure Vader will ever be able to live it down....

et said...

The Skywalker side of the family will never live it down! Here they were thinking that Dad was the bad apple of the bunch...

Makarios said...

THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST LIBTARDED BLOG ON THE WEB!!!!

CONSIDER YOURSELVES TRAITORS TO THE WORLDS-GREATEST-NATION-EVER!!!

The UNITED STATES of AMERICA!!!!!!


- Mr. President

Sergei Andropov said...

L'état, ce n'est pas toi, Monsieur l'Président.

Makarios said...

I SPEAK FOR ALL THE REAL, AMERICAN SPEAKING, AMERICANS!!!!!!!!

- Mr. President

(by the way, I couldn't understand a word of what you said, sergei. It's just a coincidence if I happened to address something you mention.)

et said...

Only a neocon moron could possibly - or, indeed, proudly - brag as to his/her ignorance of a foreign language!

Well done there, Konpervo: poster child that you are for Uneducated America.

Sergei Andropov said...

"L'état, ce n'est pas toi," literally, "The State, it is not you." It's a reference to King Louis the Somethingth's "L'état, c'est moi," "The state, it is I," more euphoniously rendered as "I am the State." In other words, the fact that we insult you and the other trolls does not mean that we insult America.

ralph said...

PATHETIC LIBTARD!!!!

I AM AMERICA!!!!! I AM THE APPLE PIE AND THE PICKUP TRUCK AND THE COUNTY FAIR AND THE BARN-RAISER!!!! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE THOSE THINGS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!! BUT I CLAIM THEIR HERITAGE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT BEGIN TO VALIDATE ME AND MY PRETENDED VIEWPOINTS!!!!

I AM THE NEOCON WATER-CARRIER AND THE RABID-CHRISTIANIST-RIGHT- LOCKSTEP-WALKER AND THE BLIND-BUYER-INTO-OF-ECONOMIC-POLICIES-THAT-SHAFT-ME BECAUSE I ALSO DREAM OF BECOMING ONE OF THE ELITE I CLAIM TO DESPISE.

I AM A TOOL BUT UNLIKE YOU OPEN-MINDED LIBERALS I AM PROUD TO BE A TOOL BECAUSE SUCH ATTENTION VALIDATES ME!!!!

EVEN THOUGH IT MAY BE MEANINGLESS.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
R O T F L M F A O !!!!!!!!!

Makarios said...
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Makarios said...

Sergei Andropov,

No shit, libtard!

Did you notice that I DID respond to you, and that I even talked about Versailles on the thread above!

Damn, you libs are dense...

THANK GOD YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT!!!

- Mr. President

(but, on a serious note, thanks for compliment about my blog)

TB said...

"...reference to King Louis the Somethingth's..."

It's Louis XIV.