SNN—Compounding the Ralph campaign's Blat-related problems, it now appears that Ralph has also been cloned, Ralph's senior minion, Konservo, told the Daily Squirrel on Monday. He relates that he was walking through a public park while wearing a toga, as is his wont, when someone he thought to be Ralph approached him. "At first he seemed normal, but then he insulted the Attorney General, and called me a libtard. It's just not like him. I'm so confused."
The Squirrel also reports that there have been several unconfirmed sightings of California Blat in the company of a short, hunchbacked man with a peculiar gait and an Eastern European accent.